Some guy in my Russian class always, without fail, pronounces хорошо as ‘horrorshow’ and after a full week of this I’m just like “that’s great, you’ve seen A Clockwork Orange, we get it”.
Living on my own is really weird. I can just stop whatever I’m doing whenever I want and watch porn. I’m not ready for that kind of power.
here’s a tip
if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink
My astronomy professor is really cool. She gets super excited whenever she talks about space and our homework for the next two weeks is to look at the moon every night and record how it changes and she’s apparently working on a project with the mayor of Pittsburgh and the president of CMU to have all the lights in the city go off for a couple hours in the spring so we can get a really good view of the night sky.
I definitely thought that between my polisci and history classes, the history class would be the easy one, but my polisci class has no papers and the exams will be multiple choice while my history class is going to require us to read like 6 books this semester and we’ll have several relatively long papers due, and all the exams are essays we have to write.
the best text I’ve ever received (via sadwavy)
this is so pathetic sorry not sorry